the crying man
“We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.”
–Thomas Fuller (BrainyQuote.com)
Sort of a dreary quote but I thought if rather fit the man. Of course it is quite possible that something completely devastating has happened to him, in which case I suppose a little more sympathy might be in order.
“So hey Mr. Crying Man come on over and have a coffee and beignet with me. Or better yet, stay where you are, I’ll bring it over to you.”